The Sunday Slump: Brian Elliott Is the Worst

Written by Arik Knapp | 19 December 2010

(Shut it. I've been busy. And stuff)

Slumping Around the League:

You know who's a turrible goalie? I mean, beyond the usual “I play in the KHL/ECHL/for the Tampa Bay Lightning” candidates?

BRIAN FRIGGIN ELLIOTT

Oh yeah, College Douche Rene Bourque came along for the Sunday Slump this week. He's pretty pumped because I'm talking about

BRIAN FRIGGIN ELLIOTT

So at this point, I'm just gonna let him talk about Brian Elliott, current goalie for the Ottawa Senators and former Wisconsin Badger.

YEAH MAN, BRI-BRI AND I WERE BADGERS TOGETHER AND IT WAS LIKE TOTES RAD BRO.

WE'D LIKE, PLAY HOCKEY AND SHIT.

YEAH AND THEN DRIIIIIIIIIIINK. WE DID LIKE SO MANY POWER HOURS OF POINTE BEER IT WAS THE TITS.

BRO...BRO. HE'S LIKE, SO SMART AND STUFF. BUT SOMETIMES, HE JUST, I DUNNO MAN. LETS GOALS IN AND SHIT.

NO MAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG, HE'S LIKE, THE RADDEST. BUT WHEN PEOPLE SHOOT THE PUCK AT HIM, THEY SCORE A LOT. IT TOTALLY BLOWS.

BRIAN FRIGGIN ELLIOTT

Slumping Around the Hockey Blog-O-Sphere

A couple weeks ago, JT Bourne wrote one of my favorite articles this year, regarding on-ice communication. College Douche Rene Bourque- what say you to that?
- ONLY THINGS ON ICE SHOULD BE BREWSKIS AND CHICKS.
Great hockey blog Cycle Like the Sedins hasn't updated in months. It's depressing. That's truly a slump.
This little blurb about missing the post-season from Pension Plan Puppets is starting to hit a little too close to home- largely because we know what's coming.

Slumping Around the Saddlesphere

Walkinvisible laments the development of Keith Aulie, the worst part of the Fanoof trade.
I talk about Flames prospects in the WJC over at M&G: John Ramage, Tim Erixon. College Douche Rene Bourque- what do you think about me linking to myself?
- DUDE THAT IS LIKE WAY LAME. WHAT A POSER.
That's really about it. Flamesnation has largely been routine pre-games/post-games lately.